Tech cult No. 5: The Way of the Warp (OS/2)
Established: 1987
Gathering of the tribes: Warpstock
Holy scripture: OS/2 Warp Unleashed (1995)
Sacred relic: Original OS/2 Warp CD-ROM (circa 1994)
The Antichrist: Steve Ballmer
I think I found the root of our problems. We don't have Patron Saint... we just trust no one

My Sacred relic is an IBM OS/2 1.3 EE.